'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice On How To Handle Cheapskate Friends

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Feb 9, 2021 2:30 PM EST

Have you complained to every manager in town, yet they still can't seem to get it right? Let Karen take over and be the life manager you need in your life. She's handled it all, from parents who don't know how to raise their children properly, or waiters that aren't working fast enough. With Karen by your side, you are guaranteed to have it all. What are you waiting for?! Come along with us on this entitled ride.

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  • Organism - Dear Karen. At my Zoom PTA meeting, my CO SchittsCreek good friend Barbara said that 100 the government created the coronavirus vaccine to inject you with 5G that can track you. She also said it has the potential to make your IT'S A SCAM children gay. Is this fake Proud PTA Parent news?
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  • Line - Dear Proud PTA Parent, I too read the same information on the internet, and if I read it on the 88 internet, then it must be true. The world is a sick, cruel place, and we must protect our innocent children from its evils. Refrain from getting the vaccine at all costs. Instead, turn to prayer and holistic medicines to cleanse the spirit and body from the virus. Unless the virus is a hoax (which I also read on the internet). - Karen
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  • Vision care - Dear Karen.. I sent my friends a list of gifts I expect for my birthday this year, and some of them responded that what I asked for was out of their price range. It's my birthday, for god's sake! What do you Happy birthday to me. suggest I do? - Birthday Queen
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  • Font - Dear Birthday Gueen. You deserve so much more than your "friends" are giving you. In fact, it sounds like they're giving 88 you nothing at all. Tell them if they really cared about you, they would pool their resources together and make it happen. If they still resist, it's time to find new friends who can keep up with your lavish lifestyle. - Karen
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  • Glasses - Dear Karen.. When ordering from my local pizzeria online, I wrote that the delivery boy should refrain from parking his motorcycle in my driveway in the "requests" section because it ruins the clean-cut aesthetic of my home, and I don't need the whole neighborhood knowing how often I order pizza. Lo and behold, he parked in my driveway again. What do you suggest I do? - Passion for Pigza
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  • Purple - Dear Passion for Pizza, I cannot believe the pizzeria is blatantly disrespecting a regular's requests! Next time the delivery boy commits this faux pas, give him a piece of your mind and don't forget to call his 88 manager to demand free food and coupons...
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  • Organism - It's the least they could do after making you look bad in the eyes of your neighbors once again. Always remember that 88 you are a PAYING customer who deserves top-notch service. - Karen
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  • Purple - /// Any burning personal questions you would love to ask Karen? Email us at dearkaren.cheezcakeegmail.com A CHEEZCAKE FEATURE
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